[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/murpyho-zakony\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/murpyho-zakony\/","headline":"Murpyho z\u00e1kony","name":"Murpyho z\u00e1kony","description":"Takmer ka\u017ed\u00fd u\u017e po\u010dul o, alebo mu nie\u010do hovor\u00ed pojem Murphyho z\u00e1kony. Je to zbierka viet, ktor\u00e9 opisuj\u00fa z\u00e1kony schv\u00e1lnosti, pri\u010dom s\u00fa v\u0161ak skuto\u010dn\u00e9 a","datePublished":"2018-02-16","dateModified":"2023-04-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d6cba3ab97c30e0df0e32548954cb6b1550f4672bd3a4687bf1118b122d757e8?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d6cba3ab97c30e0df0e32548954cb6b1550f4672bd3a4687bf1118b122d757e8?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"t3m.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286906_w16482_t1523853487.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286906_w16482_t1523853487.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/murpyho-zakony\/","wordCount":390,"articleBody":"Takmer ka\u017ed\u00fd u\u017e po\u010dul o, alebo mu nie\u010do hovor\u00ed pojem Murphyho z\u00e1kony. Je to zbierka viet, ktor\u00e9 opisuj\u00fa z\u00e1kony schv\u00e1lnosti, pri\u010dom s\u00fa v\u0161ak skuto\u010dn\u00e9 a m\u00e1me s nimi sk\u00fasenosti i v na\u0161om osobnom \u017eivote. \u010clovek by sa z nich u\u017e musel zbl\u00e1zni\u0165 a pr\u00e1ve preto ich berme rad\u0161ej s humorom a na t\u00fdchto vet\u00e1ch a situ\u00e1ci\u00e1ch sa pobavme. Ide o tak\u00fd \u0161pecifick\u00fd druh humoru, ktor\u00fd je v\u0161ak vtipn\u00fd v tom, \u017ee je skuto\u010dn\u00fd a pln\u00fd paradoxov. T\u00fdchto viet, ktor\u00e9 ozna\u010dujeme ako Murphyho z\u00e1kony existuje skuto\u010dne dos\u0165, preto v tomto \u010dl\u00e1nku vyberiem iba niektor\u00e9, ktor\u00e9 osobne pova\u017eujem za pravdiv\u00e9 a mo\u017eno sa v nich n\u00e1jdete i Vy.V\u00fdber Murphyho z\u00e1konov, ktor\u00e9 osobne pova\u017eujem za pravdiv\u00e9, ist\u00fdm sp\u00f4sobom aj vtipn\u00e9\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ak sa k nie\u010domu kone\u010dne odhodl\u00e1\u0161, mus\u00ed\u0161 predt\u00fdm urobi\u0165 e\u0161te nie\u010do in\u00e9\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ka\u017ed\u00e9 rie\u0161enie prin\u00e1\u0161a nov\u00e9 probl\u00e9my\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ak si s\u00e1m, nikto \u0165a neopust\u00ed\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Skratka b\u00fdva t\u00e1 najdlh\u0161ia vzdialenos\u0165\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ka\u017ed\u00e9 plus m\u00e1 svoje m\u00ednus\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Po zlo\u017eitom rie\u0161en\u00ed nast\u00e1va jednoduch\u00e9 vysvetlenie\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ak m\u00e1\u0161 pero, nem\u00e1\u0161 papier. Ak m\u00e1\u0161 papier, nem\u00e1\u0161 pero.\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ak m\u00e1\u0161 \u010das, nem\u00e1\u0161 peniaze. Ak m\u00e1\u0161 peniaze, nem\u00e1\u0161 \u010das.\u2022\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nikdy nie je tak zle, aby nemohlo by\u0165 hor\u0161ie.2. \u010das\u0165Ke\u010f za\u010dne by\u0165 hor\u00faco, ka\u017ed\u00fd ochladne. Ak sa ti nie\u010do nepodarilo, zni\u010d v\u0161etko d\u00f4kazy o tom, \u017ee si to v\u00f4bec robil. Na zlo\u017eit\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky existuj\u00fa jednoduch\u00e9 nespr\u00e1vne odpovede. Tvoja pr\u00edle\u017eitos\u0165 zaklope v najnemo\u017enej\u0161ej chv\u00edli. Veci, ktor\u00fdm sa ni\u010d nevyrovn\u00e1, sa vyrovnaj\u00fa navz\u00e1jom. Optimistu sa ned\u00e1 pr\u00edjemne prekvapi\u0165. Kr\u00edza nastane, ak u\u017e nemo\u017eno poveda\u0165, &#8222;zabudnime na cel\u00fa z\u00e1le\u017eitos\u0165.&#8220; Optimista ver\u00ed, \u017ee \u017eijeme v najlep\u0161om mo\u017enom svete, pri\u010dom pesimista sa ob\u00e1va, \u017ee to je pravda. Ak naleje\u0161 ly\u017ei\u010dku v\u00edna do suda \u0161pinavej vody, v\u00fdsledkom je \u0161pinav\u00e1 voda. Pritom ak naleje\u0161 ly\u017ei\u010dku \u0161pinavej vody do suda s v\u00ednom, v\u00fdsledkom je taktie\u017e \u0161pinav\u00e1 voda. \u010c\u00edm je nie\u010do s\u00farnej\u0161ie, t\u00fdm je to menej d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.6\/5 - (8 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Murpyho z\u00e1kony","item":"https:\/\/www.t3m.sk\/murpyho-zakony\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]